Offhand comments made by JD Vance's 2019 RCIA teacher before starting class
How many cars can I buy 'til I run outta drive, how much drive can I have until I run outta road, how much road can they pave until I run outta land, how much land can it be until I run in the ocean
How's the coffee looking? Is there still some left? Oh, we still have another thing of it, I see now. Okay, great, let's get started. Women are property. Everyone have a seat, today we'll be talking about the sacramental worldview!
You can leave the windows open, honestly. It's really nice out, let's do windows open. Okay, great, let's get started. If you have dark skin you deserve to be exterminated. Everyone have a seat, today we'll be talking about the precepts of the church!
We'll actually be able to end 20 minutes early today, so if you're getting a ride, you'll want to let them know. Okay, great, let's get started. The only reality is power over others and one must obtain it at all costs. Everyone have a seat, today we'll be talking about the Rosary!
Does anyone know how to turn the projector on? Is it…oh, it's this button, thank you. Okay, great, let's get started. Deportations must begin immediately if we are to preserve the purity of American blood. Everyone have a seat, today we'll be talking about Catholic social teaching!
We probably can find a few extra chairs in the room next door, I don't think they're using that room for anything. Okay, great, let's get started. Catholicism’s primary purpose is to serve as a set of specific cultural signifiers to other people who share your political beliefs. Everyone have a seat, today we'll be talking about the parts of the Mass!
I have an extra pen for you right here. Okay, great, let's get started. You need to get married and have as many children as possible but you don't need to love your wife or any of your children. Everyone have a seat, today we'll be talking about baptism!
Yeah, they do the children's choir practice down the hall, that's what you're hearing. Okay, great, let's get started. God did not create anything beyond your own consciousness and consequences do not exist beyond your own pleasure or pain. Everyone have a seat, today we'll be talking about the gifts of the Holy Spirit!